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Postby clippa » Sun Dec 02, 2007 07:13

Stewart Lee upsetting the middle class radio 4 audience of "heresy" http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1IYx4Bc6_eE

I remember hearing this as it went out and having that rare frisson you get as a teenager and your favourite band are on the telly :D

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http://www.thehulltruth.com/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=179087&posts=2


I would, would you? I'll have another look tomorrow when I'm sober and see if I still would, we'll have a little social experiment. I'm blanking out the gun here, that's a wild variable, is it loaded? Does she know how to use it? Has she been raped before? Is that man who's sniffing her ear a marksman?
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Postby clippa » Sun Dec 02, 2007 08:04

Woody Allen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmnLRVWgnXU

You know he used to get so nervous before gigs that he'd sometimes bugger off out the toilet window?
Maybe he was worried that his material and timing weren't up to scratch. Luckily, he seems to have found his niche making average movies and fvcking his own kids.
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Postby clippa » Sun Dec 02, 2007 09:11

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8MroAtQKHu8
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fVsK39l4zYk

More Stew, ignore the smug-chubby-balding-gorgeous-cheeky-grin-at-my-shoes unless you're a GIRL. He did an awful bit in his 90's comedian set about splitting the audience into two, those who got the jokes and those who didn't, which made me want to punch him, but it seemed like he was just over-doing it because he wasn't getting away with it on the night, so we'll let him off, ay? It was the kind of thing, if he had gervaises irony skanks or sadowitzeseses beer-chugging lost-on-their-way-to-a-chubby-brown-gig-hyphen , it would have been great, but his audience was mainly studenty "Cleverer than thou" types so it just seemed like he was wanking into his own mouth.
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Postby clippa » Mon Dec 03, 2007 06:43

Why did Billie Piper stop taking elevenses with Chris Evans?
Because he kept dunking his ginger nuts in her tea.
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Postby schlep » Tue Dec 04, 2007 18:44

Now 'Idiocracy' fans and just plain idiots can buy Brawndo, the Thirst Mutilator, at the local minimart
http://www.arthurmag.com/magpie/?p=2439
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Postby Gubbins » Wed Dec 05, 2007 19:53

Not a link but a fleetingly ammusing story that I remembered just as I was logging out.

Two of my friend's uni flatmates (Bill and Ben) were having a discussion about Ben's obsession with two for one deals.

Bill: "That English breakfast pizza was fvcking horrible."

Ben: "Mate, two for one!"

Bill: "I swear you'd buy tampons if they were two for one."

Ben: *shrugs* "Yeah probably."

Bill: "Yeah well you'd need them to plug up your arse after being raped by Sainsbury's so much!"
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Postby Made Of Worms » Fri Dec 07, 2007 13:36

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Tesla car theft protection. Click pic for more.
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Postby Made Of Worms » Fri Dec 07, 2007 20:41

http://www.flasharcade.com/arcade-games ... -game.html

Argh. Bloody French. I done 32 seconds so far.
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Postby clippa » Sun Dec 09, 2007 07:35

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and why not
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Postby clippa » Mon Dec 10, 2007 12:29

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/a81377/sharons-show-criticised-by-mum-of-disabled-boy.html


Sharon's show criticised by mum of disabled boy


Twelve-year-old Dean Keating suffers from Cornelia De Lange Syndrome, a genetic disease which has left him deaf and unable to talk. He also has breathing difficulties and is in constant pain.

When Dean and his mother Jane appeared on The Sharon Osbourne Show fourteen months ago, they were promised a £3,000 "sensory garden" from The Sensory Company.

Sharon said: "We just want to make you happy and if this present makes your life easier that makes us happy too."

However, the gift never arrived despite constant calls from Jane to ITV and The Sensory Company. At one point, she was sent a talking dice for Dean, which Jane has blasted as "totally inappropriate".
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Postby frostbyte » Mon Dec 10, 2007 18:27

Made Of Worms wrote:Image

Tesla car theft protection. Click pic for more.


hmm, completely useless, i assume you want to get out of the car.
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Postby Stoneage Dinosaurs » Tue Dec 11, 2007 16:58

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn1jrsXR ... ets/sf.swf

But I don't agree with the "most annoying voices" tag from the narrator. The only annoying voice in music as far as I'm concerned is Bob Dylan.
And like one of the youtube comments said, this guy hasn't an iota of an idea about how Ozzy sounds. Ozzy does not sing with a London cor blimey accent.He sings with an American twang mixed with what is nowadays a quite diluted Brummie accent
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